I love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

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“Clara, stay alive until I get back and don’t let anyone blow up this planet.”

marblegarden:

oh my god stop trying to prove that one console is better than the other just get a goddamn console you like

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slydig:

this is my attempt of the cup song 

fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

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cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

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I think you’ll notice when things become different, the good vibes in our lives won’t feel so consistent. And less becomes more cause the weight is too heavy. I swim in the water that’s breaking your levy. The way that you left me is alright, it’s alright. If I argue the point than we yell and we fight and I won’t be home for the rest of the night. You might hate my words but you know that I’m right. You know that I’m right. This is your life there’s no way to run from it. The doubt in your brain or the pain in your stomach. I only have but one complaint at the moment. Don’t paint me black when I used to be golden.

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psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

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browningtons:

senkulpeco:

me playing videogames more like swiggity swag what’s with the lag

Jesus christ

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